Kenneth: Ich weiß gestern gut! Ja?
Amy: No, Kenneth. You do not speak german, stop.
Kenneth: Ja ich nicht!
Amy: Sesrioiusly, stop it. Now.
Kenneth:Okay fine. But when I’m applying for college and they ask if I‘m multi-lingual, it’ll be your faullt when I have to check the box for no.
Amy: Yea okay sure. You bring that up again when you’re atleast in middle school. Okay?
Kenneth: But Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom! I need to start getting ready for college now if a want a scolarship. That’s what Danny said.
Amy: Danny who?
Kenneth: Danny Ortiz from school. He’s a fifth grader so ofcourse he knows what he is talking about.
Amy: Danny Ortiz? Molly Ortiz’s kid? Well you just go to school on Monday and tell Mr. Big Shot Fifth Grader Danny Ortiz to shove his upity self down a pipe.
Kenneth: Mom, remember the last time you told me to tell something to someone? I got suspended.
Amy: Oh, well that was different. That little tart Charidy need to mind her own business.
Kenneth: Okay well, how about I just never talk to him again?
Amy: Oh, honey, you can still talk to him. You just can’t let those kids tell you what’s best for you. That’s my job.
Kenneth: I know Mommy. Can I ask you a question?
Amy: Ofcourse honey.
Kenneth: What is a whore?
Amy: Well honey, uhm...where did you hear this?
Kenneth: Philip Davis called his Mommy one last Tuesday.
Amy: Oh well Philip’s mommy is sort of...that’s not the point. That is a very bad word and I don’t want you saying it.
Kenneth: But Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom! If I know what it is, it will widen my vocabulary!
Amy: Fine. An example of a whore would be you’re daddy’s girlfriend. In fact all of your daddy’s girlfriends have been whores. Except for Mommy.
Kenneth: Hehe. Daddy dates whores! Daddy dates whores!
